The following is a joke. If anyone wishes to give me a “Nay-Nay!” speech and earnestly pitch their favorite candidate in response, I will club a baby seal.
Let’s be real, though. Perhaps it would be best to have polar opposites in the White House so that they could gridlock the executive. Didn’t Jefferson say, “That government is best which governs least”? And come on, he would know— he was the veep of his mortal enemy, John Adams!
Here’s your winning ticket, ‘Murica. Beltway politics— especially the presidential campaign— is a three-ring in the big-top, and these guys are nothing if not circus-masters. All they need now is some bread.